Questions of the Mortals
What should we bring?
Fear not — the vessel is well stocked with Fishing Rods, Bait, and Fishing License!
From the mortal world, bring your shield against the sun (sunscreen, hat, sunglasses), towels, a camera to capture your triumphs (share them upon our scroll of Facebook), food, and drink. Above all — bring your spirit of adventure.
Is there a bathroom on board?
Aye, mortal. This ship sails with a head.
Where do we depart from?
All journeys launch from the Seminole Boat Ramp: 198 Seminole St, Clearwater, FL 33755.
Is alcohol allowed on the vessel?
Aye. Spirits of the vine and brew may be carried aboard, though never in glass (Poseidon frowns upon broken shards). Only those over 21 may partake, and always with respect. Stronger contraband or forbidden substances shall never pass the deck.
What is the maximum number of passengers?
Six souls may sail — no more — the limit set by law and the sea.
Are children welcome?
Aye. Young sailors may join the quest, with life vests at the ready.
How do we pay, and are tips custom?
A tribute of 50% secures your voyage upon booking. The balance must be rendered before the eve of departure. We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, CashApp, and mortal coin.
Gratuities for the first mate (often ~20%) are both custom and deeply appreciated — for he fights by your side in every battle with the deep.
Can we extend our charter once we’ve set sail?
If the fates and schedule allow, aye. Additional tribute will be required.
What safety measures does the vessel hold?
Our warship carries USCG Safety Equipment, Life Jackets, and an EPIRB beacon — so even should Poseidon roar, your safety is secured.
What should we not bring aboard?
The ocean forbids it: No bananas (they curse the voyage, truly), no tanning oil, no glass, no GPS (for the Captain alone commands the way), no firearms, no controlled substances, and no foul spirits of attitude. Remember: A bad day on the water is still better than any day on land.
What if I’m prone to motion sickness?
Even the bravest mortals may falter before Poseidon’s sway. Arm yourself with remedies: motion sickness tablets, Sea-Band wristbands, or Quease Ease. Small offerings that ensure your legend remains untarnished by queasy seas.
Fear not — the vessel is well stocked with Fishing Rods, Bait, and Fishing License!
From the mortal world, bring your shield against the sun (sunscreen, hat, sunglasses), towels, a camera to capture your triumphs (share them upon our scroll of Facebook), food, and drink. Above all — bring your spirit of adventure.
Is there a bathroom on board?
Aye, mortal. This ship sails with a head.
Where do we depart from?
All journeys launch from the Seminole Boat Ramp: 198 Seminole St, Clearwater, FL 33755.
Is alcohol allowed on the vessel?
Aye. Spirits of the vine and brew may be carried aboard, though never in glass (Poseidon frowns upon broken shards). Only those over 21 may partake, and always with respect. Stronger contraband or forbidden substances shall never pass the deck.
What is the maximum number of passengers?
Six souls may sail — no more — the limit set by law and the sea.
Are children welcome?
Aye. Young sailors may join the quest, with life vests at the ready.
How do we pay, and are tips custom?
A tribute of 50% secures your voyage upon booking. The balance must be rendered before the eve of departure. We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, CashApp, and mortal coin.
Gratuities for the first mate (often ~20%) are both custom and deeply appreciated — for he fights by your side in every battle with the deep.
Can we extend our charter once we’ve set sail?
If the fates and schedule allow, aye. Additional tribute will be required.
What safety measures does the vessel hold?
Our warship carries USCG Safety Equipment, Life Jackets, and an EPIRB beacon — so even should Poseidon roar, your safety is secured.
What should we not bring aboard?
The ocean forbids it: No bananas (they curse the voyage, truly), no tanning oil, no glass, no GPS (for the Captain alone commands the way), no firearms, no controlled substances, and no foul spirits of attitude. Remember: A bad day on the water is still better than any day on land.
What if I’m prone to motion sickness?
Even the bravest mortals may falter before Poseidon’s sway. Arm yourself with remedies: motion sickness tablets, Sea-Band wristbands, or Quease Ease. Small offerings that ensure your legend remains untarnished by queasy seas.